You've probably seen this before, but in case you haven't...
Two good ol' boys in a Forks trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local plywood plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."
Hope it's a great hump day!
Peace and Love,