Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Hump Day Giggle

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas . Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long time.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

Happy Hump Day!!
Peace and Love,
Alannah

2 comments:

Liza said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh Alannah.

Silver James said...

ROFLMAO! TOOO funny. *copies and sends to her Irish friend!*