We have a birthday to celebrate today!!!!
Happy birthday to my Mom!!!! Since she married an Air Force man, I thought she might like a few hunky military yum-yums...er...I mean, guys!
Happy Birthday, Mom!!! I love you and hope you have a wonderful day!!!
Now, on to the Humor...I'm sure most of you have seen these before, but they're funny and so (just in case you haven't seen them) I'm posting them here.
Is proof reading a dying art?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for- nothing' lazy ............ .
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program! (I didn't write these, Silver!) LOL
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Hope at least one of these made you smile, and maybe even laugh, today.
Have a great day!
Peace and Love,
Alannah
4 comments:
Happy Birthday, Alannah's Mom!!!!!
Loved those pics, yum-yum is right.
Those quirky headlines are great - I wish I could manipulate the language so well, on purpose.
Have a great day!!!
Lu
LOL...yeah...well...unfortunately, Lu, I don't think those headlines were "on purpose." I used to work with a guy who was so anal about the paper's mistakes (that were so great) he would sit down with a red pen every morning as he went through the paper looking for errors. Never mind he was supposed to be working!
LOL! I have red duct tape! Use it all the time. And yes, I fear many of our bridges would be better off WITH duct tape.
Happy Birthday, Miz Mom! I'd sing but it would hurt your ears too much and I sure don't want to scare the hunks away. Those are some yummy treats!
Happy Birthday Alannah's Mom!!!
Loved all the yum-yum pictures!
I'd seen some of the funnies, but after a 12 hour work day, I really needed something funny today.
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