Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Hump Day Humor...

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy *rubs hands together excitedly*

We have a birthday to celebrate today!!!!

Happy birthday to my Mom!!!! Since she married an Air Force man, I thought she might like a few hunky military mean, guys!

Happy Birthday, Mom!!! I love you and hope you have a wonderful day!!!

Now, on to the Humor...I'm sure most of you have seen these before, but they're funny and so (just in case you haven't seen them) I'm posting them here.

Is proof reading a dying art?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for- nothing' lazy ............ .

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program! (I didn't write these, Silver!) LOL

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

Hope at least one of these made you smile, and maybe even laugh, today.

Have a great day!
Peace and Love,


Lu said...

Happy Birthday, Alannah's Mom!!!!!

Loved those pics, yum-yum is right.

Those quirky headlines are great - I wish I could manipulate the language so well, on purpose.

Have a great day!!!


Alannah Lynne said...

LOL...yeah...well...unfortunately, Lu, I don't think those headlines were "on purpose." I used to work with a guy who was so anal about the paper's mistakes (that were so great) he would sit down with a red pen every morning as he went through the paper looking for errors. Never mind he was supposed to be working!

Silver James said...

LOL! I have red duct tape! Use it all the time. And yes, I fear many of our bridges would be better off WITH duct tape.

Happy Birthday, Miz Mom! I'd sing but it would hurt your ears too much and I sure don't want to scare the hunks away. Those are some yummy treats!

Liza said...

Happy Birthday Alannah's Mom!!!

Loved all the yum-yum pictures!

I'd seen some of the funnies, but after a 12 hour work day, I really needed something funny today.