Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Hump Day Humor...

THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at > him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

Sorry for any spewed drinks onto the keyboard or onto the monitors!

Have a wonderful Hump Day!!
Peace and Love,
Alannah

2 comments:

Liza said...

LOL Alannah! I've learned not to drink anything when reading your Hump Day Humor.

Lu said...

ROFL I totally did not see that one coming!! So glad my teacup was empty hehe.

Hope you're feeling better, have a fabulous day!!

Lu