Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Hump Day Humor....

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.


Happy Hump Day!!!
Peace and love,
Alannah

4 comments:

Paula R said...

You got me to really LOL on this one, Alannah. LOVED IT!!!! I might have lost some calories laughing. Thanks for the laughs. I hope you are having a wonderful day. You are probably writing away, which I should be doing. I will get something done today. I am working on deep POV. I like that. Talk to you later. See you around the cybersphere. Happy writing my friend.

Oh, before I go...because of you, I have started a writing log. Thank you very much.

Peace and love,
Paula R.

Silver James said...

LOLOLOL! That's a good one! Thanks for the gigglesnort. :D

Liza said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Alannah Lynne said...

Glad ya'll enjoyed it!!