Wednesday, March 10, 2010

It's Release Day!!!

Savin' Me is officially on sale from The Wild Rose Press. Instead of a couple of hot hunks for my release party, I've got a really funny...funny!!

Senior In A Sex Shop

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dillddooos?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbbbaattteries ?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?!!"

ROTFL!!!

I hope it's a happy hump day for everyone!!

Peace and love,
Alannah

9 comments:

Janet said...

WOO HOO, Alannah! Congrats on the release - so exciting. And I'm wondering, it's not like you to not have hunks for a party - did you keep them all to yourself for today's excitement?

Not that I didn't like the funny - it was very funny :)

Again, congratulations!

Alannah Lynne said...

My biggest problem with the hunks, is that they're all stuck in my other computer. Which, by the way, I really, really hope gets back to me soon!!!

Thanks for the congrats!!

Lu said...

happy release-day to you,
happy release-day to you,
happy release-day dear Alannah,
happy release-day to you!!!!

Here's to many sales and stellar reviews!!!

Paula R said...

YAY Alannah...Happy Release Day! Man, I really need to get to a bookstore ASAP. So many books to buy...LOL!

Peace and love,
Paula R.

Liza said...

Happy Release Day Alannah! I've been really bad about posting book reviews on my blog, but will get my thoughts on Savin' Me up tonight(BTW, I loved it!!!).

Alannah Lynne said...

Paula - it's only available for digital download so that might be good, in that it saves you a trip to the store. Or, it might be bad, if you don't enjoy digital books as much as print.

Liza - please don't worry about it. I only sent it to you so you'd have it to read while you were going through your surgery. If you want to post something, that would be great, and I'd appreciate it. But don't feel like you have to. Although I would love to know what you thought, for feedback purposes.

Thanks everyone for the support and excitement and helping me celebrate!!!

Silver James said...

Go, Alannah! G, Alannah! SAVIN' ME is going to rock! I hope your sales are through the roof!

And I gigglesnorted coffee down the front of my shirt. Thanks. *gigglesnort*

Paula R said...

Awww...I want to hold a book in my hand...waaaa!! Okay, tantrum trip over. When will it be in paper form. I don't like to read books digitally. It just doesn't feel the same to me.

Peace and love,
Paula R.

Alannah Lynne said...

*sniff* :( It won't Paula becuase it's only 60K words and they only print books that are over 65K. But...maybe we can work out something. hehe