Thursday, September 3, 2009

Since I outed myself earlier this week, you now know that if it's 8:something and I'm posting my blog, that means I don't have my act together and am scrambling to come up with something. I know it's supposed to be recipe day, but I got nothin'! And I'm supposed to be "unplugged" today, so I'm just going to post an e-mail that was in my inbox this morning. Too funny!! I don't think you'll be disappointed. LOL

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is
one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood
the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the
meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising
slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written
for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock !

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.

Have a super-fantastic day!!
Peace and Love,
Alannah

6 comments:

Liza said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Paula R said...

Ingeniuous! Alannah, I forgot about you outing yourself...lol...it's okay...this topic is a good enough one. Happy writing...

Peace and love,
Paula R.

Paula R said...

Hey Liza, how are you doing? I hope your allegies are feeling better, and I hope that the flu gets knocked out of your family's system really soon.

Peace and love,
Paula R.

Lu said...

I'm still chuckling over this one. I sent it to my girlfriend this morning, she came over this afternoon and the first thing she said coming in the door was "I' loved that Viagra joke!"

Okay, signing off, forget you saw me here LOL!

Lu

Liza said...

Thanks Paula. My allergies should get a little better tomorrow after shots. My middle niece is the last in her family to get the flu, so hopefully they are finished for the year.

Alannah Lynne said...

Glad y'all enjoyed this. It was a great way for me to start my morning.

Liza, hope you feel better tomorrow and that your family shakes off that flu stuff. Soon!!