Larry gets home late one night and, Jill, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo."
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly..
'What the hell were you thinking?!" she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?'
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
OK...I wonder if this guy is still alive?! LOL
Have a great hump day!
Peace and love,